Steve, Don't Eat It!

Steve ate this.

Steve, Don't Eat It! is an awesomely gross little section of The Sneeze's archives; I'd forgotten about it until today and had to go find it again. And I want to share it with you, because nausea shared is nausea... something.

Steve bravely ate some things that you and I wouldn't even want to look at. Seriously, some of this shit is medal-worthy. I'm not cruel enough to post most of the photos on the page - you don't want to click while you're eating, 'k? - but will list a couple of the hideous things this guy actually put in his mouth, for no other reason than, well, he's fucking crazy.

- Pickled pork rinds (think about that for a minute).
- Huitlacoche, which is black-fungus-infected corn. In a can.
- Bun dai ki: silkworm pupas. Also in a can.
- Natto, the "food" so unappetizing-looking and disgusting that even most Japanese people hate it.

... and he follows a recipe for prison wine! I can get on that train.