The new "90210" is so awful! I mean, I wasn't expecting it to be good, but just had to see what they'd come up with. The cheesy fun of the old series is tough to parallel.
I missed the first few minutes so I was totally lost on which character was which. Not a big deal, though, because the only bitch that matters in this whole production is Jessica Walter, aka Lucille Bluth from "Arrested Development":