90210!

The new "90210" is so awful! I mean, I wasn't expecting it to be good, but just had to see what they'd come up with. The cheesy fun of the old series is tough to parallel.

I missed the first few minutes so I was totally lost on which character was which. Not a big deal, though, because the only bitch that matters in this whole production is Jessica Walter, aka Lucille Bluth from "Arrested Development":

Her character on this show is just like Lucille, if Lucille were run through the CW blender.

The "In A World..." Guy is Dead!

I didn't need to speak Dutch to figure out what this headline from the Netherlands meant: "Film-trailer-stem-meneer is dood." I stopped by Dlisted and there he was, Don LaFontaine, The Great Voice of Film Trailers, aka The "In A World..." Guy, dead at 68 from - of all things - complications from a collapsed lung.

Michael K posted LaFontaine's memorably funny Geico commercial here. You'll be much missed, Don!

Project Runway Ep. 8 Previews: Diane von Furstenberg!

Oh, this is going to be so cool. Actually, let me back up on that: this has the potential to be so cool.




Who is responsible for the Mystery Dracula Cape? Is Kenley serious with the tears? Will Blayne ever understand the meaning of "legendary"? And most importantly, did Stella's coffee come out okay?

(Seriously - Terri, don't be a bitch; that shit's important. And I'm not just saying that because I'm out of coffee and have imaginary mugs of it dancing before my eyes.)

All will be answered tomorrow night when Diane von Fursternberg arrives!