Showing posts with label The Worst-Looking Jeans Ever. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Worst-Looking Jeans Ever. Show all posts

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Tim Gunn Disapproves of Katie's Jeans

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Photo via People Online

My homeboy Tim Gunn is on the record about Katie Holmes' tight-rolling. If anyone can get through to her, it's you, Tim!

“Katie Holmes has become so much more sophisticated in so many ways, but I think she’s in a dip right now. I can’t explain it... She ascended from this tomboyish waif look to an incredible sexy sophisticate. We realize how much style she’s capable of. I don’t get it.”

Neither do we, Tim, neither do we. I think "Guide to Style" needs to pay La Holmes a visit, non?

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Katie Holmes Must Be Stopped!

Katie! The jeans! Stop it with this!

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First off, those aren't Tom's jeans. Her publicist tried to tell us that they're Tom's jeans, so Kate has to roll them up, because Kate is taller. Yes, that is exactly what she said. Just to clarify. Flack says Kate needs to roll up jeans that are too short for her. Yesss. If those are Tom's jeans, it's because he bought longs by accident and gave them to Katie instead of having them hemmed. Tom is like four freaking inches shorter than her.

Second. Katie. If you're going to make us gag with the tight-rolling, could you at least put some effort into that shit? That's like my worst sixth-grade tight-roll, right there.

Third. STOP WITH THE TIGHT-ROLLING. STOPPP. That shit died in the 80's, and needs to stay dead. And I say this as a very short person who, at the time, thought tight-rolling was a gift from the gods. Buy new jeans, I beg you. You're a fucking gazillionaire, you can afford jeans that fit!